The following five haikus were written to help fellow law students secure a Valentine’s Day date. If any are actually successful, reconsider the date.
Feb 14? That’s quite
an important date for me:
McCarthy’s firm tour.
I’m not straight, gay, or
other. What’s the word for when
you love cold hard cash?
Note the exclusion
of liability clause in
our pre-date waiver.
Valentine’s day holds
so much potential … for to-
be divorce lawyers.
Love is blind. So is
my desire to work for a
Seven Sisters firm.
