Because top 10 lists are overrated.
These lines either come from the internet, Justin Nasseri, or I made them up myself. For the sake of everyone involved, I won’t say who made up which lines…
6) Res ipsa loquitur, babe. Your hot body speaks for itself.
5) Babe, I think it is time we complied with section 69 of the Act.
4) Babe, stare decisis shouldn’t matter because our love overrules.
3) Babe, I’ll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
2) Babe, I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
1) Babe, your body is ultra vires, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you. [Editor’s note – this will not hold up in court]
