St. Paddy’s Day is around the corner, and Ultra Vires has the guide you need to make the most of your one opportunity to day-drink, wear green, and reveal your inner contempt for the Irish. Read on below to find out how to make the most of the day!
- Wear your favourite shamrock hat!
No better way to show off all that spirit! - Make Green Pancakes
Like regular pancakes, but green! Your friends will love this new twist on an old classic. No better way to start the day! - Drink Green Beer!
Whoa! A solid twist on a St Paddy’s Day staple. Lagers or IPAs work best. - Go to your friend Matt’s house and get ready to party!
Fuck yeah! Sharing the day with your friends is the best part of St Paddy’s Day!! - Ask him what he means when he says he can’t get drunk on the street with you again this year.
But…we get drunk on the street together every year, Matt. - Remind him that the bones healed decently enough and the judge agreed to probation.
Besides, chicks dig scars. And ankle trackers. - Maybe if you try crying a bit he’ll change his mind?
But should you let Matt’s newfound sobriety stand in the way of your fun? Who’s to say? - Ask if he has change for the TTC back to your house – you spent all your money on your shamrock hat.
But it lights up, see? It lights up, Matt. - Get home and realize you’re not in undergrad anymore.
Go Mustangs?
Start Prepping for Canada Day!
You and Matt are going to have so much fun
