Last Will and Testament
This is the last Will and Testament of us, the Class of 2015, of the University of Toronto Law School, of the city of Toronto, in the Province of Ontario.
For Martha Shaffer: A Bowflex
For Anthony Duggan: A rap lesson
For Ben Alarie: A laugh track, so students know when he’s making a joke
For Michael Trebilcock: A degree from a university befitting his reputation, like Yale or something
For Judith McCormack: Another job
For Jeffrey MacIntosh: Tickets to Delaware
For Anthony Niblett: Trivial Pursuit, Masters Edition and an understanding of basic computer security terminology
For the Atlantis Night Club: A better entrance system
For the SLS: Full time PR manager
For the Law School: Endowment
For the Faculty: Melanin
For Birge Student Lounge and the Reading Room: Febreeze air freshener
