Maud Rozee (1L) and Clara Rozee (3L)
- Unlimited free printing
- Mahogany desks and chairs with finest Italian leather seat cushions.
- A drinking fountain that dispenses San Pellegrino water.
- A statue of Bora Laskin on horseback, maybe with a sword or something.
- On-site masseurs.
- Holograms of every S.C.C. justice ever, and you can just talk to them, Harry Potter painting-style
- A troupe of first-rate thespians to perform scenes from seminal cases.
- Every time you look in one of the mirrors, Anthony Niblett stares back at you.
- Trained cats in little smocks that walk on their hind legs and carry my textbooks for me.
- The whole floor is made of solar panels and Dean Iacobucci beams onto them, providing enough clean energy to charge every laptop in the Reading Room.
- A portal to another dimension in which I have already retired from an illustrious, inspiring and lucrative legal career. I throw a football to my grandsons on the soft sand beaches of Bermuda. After a feast of fresh crab I retire to my room with my wife of sixty-five years. That night, I pass away peacefully in my sleep. Moments later, she dies also. We are reunited in the afterlife. God greets me at the gates of Paradise, and it all looks a lot like the Jackman Law Building.
