Gabe Thompson (2L) and Daniel Hershkop (2L)
The coffee from Goodmans LLP Café burnt my tongue. TORT or NO TORT?
I’m coming into my school-year habit of eating canned goods. Yesterday, I learned that consuming more than two cans of tuna a week is toxic. TORT or NO TORT?
Parkour enthusiasts outside Jackman look like they’re having fun. TORT or NO TORT?
Parkour as a concept. TORT or NO TORT?
The huge crack in the Jackman window is prompting serious self-reflection. Am *I* shattered? Am I the window, and is Jackman Hall the crack? Am I the crack? TORT or NO TORT?
“Business casual” continues to elude me. TORT or NO TORT?
The library is frigid and those cute blanket/shawl hybrids don’t make me look effortlessly chic. TORT or NO TORT?
The “Goodmans LLP Café” art piece is an obvious highlight of Jackman Hall, prominently located in our gorgeous atrium. However, we installed it in direct sunlight, which will soon fade the pristine wall from an eggshell to an off-white! TORT or NO TORT?
Your new Tort or no Tort writers are both 2Ls with no idea what’s going on in other Ls. And neither of us remember Torts. TORT or NO TORT?
Valcke. Does her radiant beauty give her an excuse to wind students down endless ladders of doomed logic? We say, yes. NO TORT.
This edition of Tort Or No Tort is sponsored by [redacted] LLP. TORT or NO TORT?
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