Wes Dutcher-Walls (2L)
The Faculty’s launch of the new Jackman Law Building for donors and the legal community on September 29 certainly created quite a lot of excitement (and speculation) around the law school. Between the security, the stage, the three-piece jazz trio, the floral arrangements, and the eerie lack of all current students, it was quite the posh event. Curious as to who could have commanded such VIP treatment? Luckily, UV had contacts inside the event who reported to us—written on the back of a cocktail napkin—the people they spied at this lavish affair…
- Iaccobucci, Ed
- Gertler, Meric
- Tory, John
- Tory, James
- Cory, J.
- Dory, Finding
- Wynne, Kathleen
- Stitt, Nancy (pacing empty space labelled “Goodmans LLP Café”)
- Palsgraf, Helen (setting up pyrotechnics display)
- Your mom’s new boyfriend, Ricky
- Dallen, Scott
- Abella, Rosalie Silberman
- Dude who yelled “You Go Glen Coco!”
- Stewart, Hamish (uncorroborated)
- Rae, Bob
- Bae, Pumpkin Patch with
- Moldaver, Michael “The Blue-Collar Bombshell”
- Three of the Seven Sisters (Courtney, Becky, and Lauranne)
- Freeland, Chrystia
- Freeman, Morgan
- Friedland, Martin
- FREE PIZZA IN J140!
- Jackman, Hal
- Jackman, Hugh
- Brown, Russell
- Three Stikes associates shotgunning Natty Ice in their eponymous locker room
- Lemmens, Trudo
- Trudeau, Justin
- Blue J Legal
- Blue Jays, Toronto
- Blue jay (Cyanocitta cristata), a common North American jay resident throughout most of the eastern and central United States
- Blue Man Group (bassist only)
- Groban, Josh (may have just been Trudeau, Justin singing karaoke)
- Muppets (assorted)
- Gosling, Ryan (may have just been ugly version of Dallen, Scott)
- Henein, Marie
- Are you sure you saw Henein, Marie there?
- Glen Coco
