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A Cynical Look at Valentine’s Day Poetry

The following five haikus were written to help fellow law students secure a Valentine’s Day date. If any are actually successful, reconsider the date.

Feb 14? That’s quite
an important date for me:
McCarthy’s firm tour.

I’m not straight, gay, or
other. What’s the word for when
you love cold hard cash?

Note the exclusion
of liability clause in
our pre-date waiver.

Valentine’s day holds
so much potential … for to-
be divorce lawyers.

Love is blind. So is
my desire to work for a
Seven Sisters firm.

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