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Movember: Moustache Showcase 2012

A Moustache Haiku
by an anonymous female
Dreamy or creepy,
Nothing quite like a moustache.
Movember, don’t end

Glorious Movember: a month dedicated to raising awareness and funds for the health issues that affect our men. It may be a worldwide campaign, but as of 2011 Canadians were the largest contributors to Movember charities. That’s a fact. There are also more Canadians born in August than any other month. Also a fact.

Collected here is a gallery of some of U of T’s bravest and manliest. They’re picking a fight with prostate cancer, male mental health issues, and anyone who’s got a problem with the stache. In the words of Tom Selleck, “Come at me bro!”

And remember- discussion about male health issues shouldn’t end with Movember. Neither should moustaches, for that matter.

Jason “Greatstache” Goodman

Why Movember? It’s a great campaign for a great cause. The event raises awareness about men’s health issues, and the fundraising effort is materially changing the course of prostate cancer research. We’re halfway through the month and almost $50 million has been raised globally. If history is a good indicator, that figure will more than double. And while this campaign is not just about growing a moustache, that simple act should not be written off either. Every year you hear about conversations that start with, “what is that growing on your face,” and end with a discussion of physical and mental health issues, a self-exam, or a visit to the doctor that changes a life.

Who is your mustache idol? Luke Gill, a.k.a. the Catfish. He can finally grow a normal moustache this year and instead he shoots for the fu manchu. That man is brave. So misguided and brave.

Your friends say you look… I’ve had mixed feedback, ranging from an enthusiastic, “nice moustache,” to an unspoken yet obvious refusal to look at my face.

Your mother says you look… Like my father. They’ve known each other for over 30 years and she has never seen him without a moustache.

The most unexpected part about sporting a stache is: Enjoying it… most of the time.

Have you gotten more attractive since November 1st? Objectively, no.

Are you raising funds as well as awareness? Absolutely. Donations can be made directly to the U of T Law Movember team at http://ca.movember.com/team/508653 or to any of the amazing law students that are fundraising. Any contribution is greatly appreciated!

Ryan “Stiff Upper Lip” Tinney

Why Movember? Mo money Mo awareness

Who is your mustache idol? Lanny McDonald

Your friends say you look… Prime, the Moustache Guy

Your mother says you look… Like I need a shave

The most unexpected part about sporting a stache is: All the admiring looks

Have you gotten more attractive since November 1st? Is that even a question? 

Are you raising funds as well as awareness? Yes! Donate to anyone on the U of T Law team!

Liam “Kind of a Big Deal” Churchill

Why Movember? It’s a fun and interesting way to raise money and awareness for important causes. I’m especially glad to see this year’s focus on men’s mental health awareness and initiatives. Branching out beyond prostate cancer is important, and I think bringing attention to and support for mental health initiatives is worthwhile.

Who is your mustache idol?  Ron Burgundy.

Your friends say you look… Either “like a cop” or “absolutely disgusting.” Never both.

Your mother says you look… Distinguished, adorable, manly. Mostly she loves that there’s a whole bunch of red in my facial hair.

The most unexpected part about sporting a stache is: Seeing it when I look down and contort my upper lip as far out as it will go. 

Have you gotten more attractive since November 1st? Probably depends who you ask. Personally, I don’t want to pre-judge the results.

Are you raising funds as well as awareness?  I sure am. I’m hoping to do even better than the couple hundred dollars I raised last year, so any help from the law school community would be greatly appreciated: http://mobro.co/liamchurchill.

Kyle “Blondie” Gerow

Why Movember? It’s a great cause. Both prostate cancer and male mental health deserve more attention than they receive, so it’s all about starting a conversation.

Who is your mustache idol? Wendel Clarke. And Ryan Tinney.

The most unexpected part about sporting a stache is… how much it has grown on me.

Have you gotten more attractive since November 1st? Absolutely not.

Are you raising funds as well as awareness? Yes! Please donate what you can: http://ca.movember.com/mospace/6197285

Josh “Just For Men” Mandryk

Why Movember? It’s fun.

Who is your mustache idol? Jack Layton and Peter Stoffer.

Your friends say you look… so weird, man.

Your mom says you look… so handsome, honey!

The most unexpected part about sporting a stache is: The camaraderie between those with MOs.

Have you gotten more attractive since November 1st? I’d like to think so.

Are you raising funds as well as awareness? 

Yup! http://mobro.co/joshmandryk

Enoch “Stache scholar” Guimond

Why Movember? It is a portmanteau of “moustache” and “November”.

Who is your mustache idol? Wesley from The Princess Bride.

Your mother says you look…I haven’t spoken to her this month.

The most unexpected part about sporting a stache is: How soft it is.

Have you gotten more attractive since November 1st?  Yes.

Are you raising funds as well as awareness? I’m ambivalent about the fundraising aspect of the campaign, and I don’t know whether I’m actually raising awareness or merely diluting the effect of others’ efforts. But I enjoy the expressions of solidarity.                                                                                                         

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