The soul of soulless conditions
Being a law student has its perks. But, do we really benefit from them? Or, are they just distractions from our eternal suffering and subjugation? The next time you encounter one of these so-called panaceas, think twice.
5. The floor-to-ceiling windows in the law library.
Sure, these expensive installations give us natural light, but do you know what’s better than the illusion of being outside? Actually being outside. Wake up, sheeple! These windows are the walls of our prison!
4. Yak’s Snacks.
Anyone who has tried these decoy “snacks” knows that they are little more than sweet and salty poison. And the coffee? Let’s just say the “Yak” knows we need caffeine if we’re going to push for land redistribution, and he’s not going to give it to us.
3. Actual opiates.
Seriously, drug abuse and mental health issues are both enormous problems in the legal profession. There should be more awareness around these issues.
2. Awareness campaigns about issues in the legal profession
What has “awareness” actually done for anyone lately? If your campaign isn’t asking for material policy changes, or, ideally, a bloody revolutionary putsch, it’s probably just a distraction.
1. Raising tuition by 4% instead of 5%.
It’s a $400 difference. This joke tells itself.
