Totally real news one last time for this school year
Lost Airpods curse continues to plague the Faculty
It seems like not a week goes by without a “lost Airpods” post being made on the law school’s community Facebook page. Nowhere is safe from the curse; so, as long days at the library begin this exam season, keep an eye on those pesky pods.
Students “disappointed” after February issues of Ultra Vires were 15 minutes late
Due to the road closures on Queen’s Park Ave, the courier driver delivering the much-anticipated copies of UV could not access the law building. Students waiting to get their hands on the newspaper had to wait until 12:45 pm.
“I was really disappointed,” commented Lora Baskin (1L). “I went straight to the atrium after class ended but there weren’t any copies on the table and so I didn’t have any reading material to accompany my free cookie and coffee.”
Alex Rego (2L) joins the Ultra Vires team
After carrying one box of February issues from Charles St W to 78 Queen’s Park on February 28, Alex Rego joins UV in the role of Cargo Relocation Supervisor. He brings years of experience of lifting weights at the gym and looks forward to helping out with the March issue distribution. Welcome to the team, Alex!
Justice Mahmud Jamal challenges Justice Rosalie Abella for “most frequent SCC judge to visit the Faculty” title
Justice Mahmud Jamal was spotted twice in the last month at the Faculty. He was first seen on February 28 in the atrium, in search of FL219 to guest lecture for Professor Karen Knop’s International Human Rights Law class. He was also seen on March 17 speaking to Dean Jutta Brunnée in the atrium. Not to be outdone, Justice Rosalie Abella visited the Faculty on March 10 to guest lecture for Prof. Knop’s Foreign Affairs and the Canadian Constitution class. She remains the sole justice to host a morning coffee event.
Students demand dinner be provided for night classes
While many students missed the social benefits of in-person learning, few missed the drag of a night lecture and the gnawing hunger that went along with it. To remedy this problem, students demand the Faculty provide dinner for classes that go later than 5:00 pm. Preferably, they would like a three-course meal with an accompanying beverage menu.
Most likely to need a mindfulness session
UV ran Senior Superlatives this issue, as a service to the graduating class. Not all our superlatives made the cut, however. The following were unfortunately scrapped: most likely to dance when your arch nemesis doesn’t get ONCA, most likely to call his daddy when a bouncer is mean to him, and most likely to try to defund UV [Editor’s Note: it’s a shame we’re independently funded].
