If you’re out of places to look for your soulmate, I guess law school will do?
For the record, I don’t know how advisable it is to look for your romantic partner at the law school. Nevertheless, Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and if you don’t want to be single for the big day…maybe do something other than use these lines. But, since you’ve already chosen this school, you’re clearly not opposed to constant rejection, so go ahead and use them at your own risk. Also, reader discretion is advised.
- Can I review your merits?
- Are you Examplify? Because you’re the monopolist of my heart.
- You’re a heart-estoppel!
- If you were a snail I found in my bottle, I’d still love you.
- Wanna get vending machine lunch?
- I’m not AI, but I think we could generate something together.
- You please my court.
- I’ll give you a P that you’ll be pleased with.
- Are you FH102? Because you’re always hot.
- Unlike our exams, I’m truly an open book. And unlike the Faculty at this law school, I won’t let you down!
- I’m into you and you can use that statement for the truth of its contents.
- Are you a restrictive covenant? Because I’d like to touch and concern you.
- Locker thief who? You’re the one who stole my heart.
- I wish our exam grades had curves like you.
- Are you my de facto assigned seat in class? Because I’ll fight for you.
- I want to examine you objectively and subjectively.
- Want to be in my (extra) small group? It’s just us.
- I hope our feelings are moot-ual!
- Legal writing isn’t the only area I’m point-first.
- You wanna see what I’ve got on underneath these robes?
P.S.: If, somehow, one day, you get married to the poor soul you use one of these pick-up lines on, this is now a legally-binding contract and you have to invite me to the wedding. I love free food. Thanks!