Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L)
Hey guys, something really weird just happened in class, but I can’t talk about it right now. Gotta go get pizza. #uknowhowitis #lawschool
Okay. Not hungry anymore. OMG, guys you won’t believe this. There I am, sitting in… just realized, I shouldn’t tell you what class it was!
So I am sitting in class. And. I. Am. Borrrrred. But then the girl in front of me’s screen catches my eye. She’s on FB chat, typing rapidly.
I swear I don’t usually do this, but… okay I always do this, does everyone do this? I hope everyone does this. Wait, I use FB in class…
I hope not everyone does this. Okay, so anyway, I read her message, okay? I screensdropped on her. Did I just coin a phrase?
*checks urban dictionary* No I did not just coin a phrase.
What I saw first was the end of a message from a girl named Paisley that said, “What if somebody finds it?” And, okay, whatever, BUT THEN…
Girl in front of me, let’s call her Gertrude for now, responds: “Did you clean it up just like I told you? Did you dump it where I said?”
Paisley: Yes, I did everything you said.
Gertrude: Then there’s nothing to worry about. Unless you’re lying.
THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT MURDER! Right?
But then I screwed up. I sneezed! And she turned around and we made direct eye contact. I’m sure she knew. She must have known…
Because suddenly she typed “We shouldn’t be talking about this here. Household recycling that is. Just regular old household recycling.”
Yeah, I bet they were recycling. More like composting.
I mean like composting a body. Get it?
She just took notes after that. But mark my words. I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I will let you know as soon as I know anything.
Do we have a murderer walking among us? #mysteryatUTLaw