You don’t belong here
You don’t belong because your LSAT score was a fluke
You don’t belong because you didn’t get accepted to the clinic
You don’t belong because you aren’t in a journal
You don’t belong because you can’t figure out how to access the SLS wiki
You don’t belong because you don’t know the difference between a summary and a map
You don’t belong because you didn’t do the readings
You don’t belong because you were late for class
You don’t belong because you still don’t get what a trust is
You don’t belong because you got all Ps
You don’t belong because you got an LP
You don’t belong because you’re afraid to use study drugs
You don’t belong because you can’t do it without a study drug
You don’t belong because you can’t get any study drugs
You don’t belong because you don’t drink
You don’t belong because you can’t get through a day of law school without a drink
You don’t belong because you didn’t get invited to the pre
You don’t belong because you never went to Call to the Bar
You don’t belong because you live in Scarborough and have to catch the train
You don’t belong because you’re a virgin
You don’t belong because you couldn’t get an appointment with Yukimi
You don’t belong because somehow seeing Yukimi didn’t solve your problems
You don’t belong because your mentor didn’t answer your text seeking help
You don’t belong because you need an extension when the anxiety hits, every damn semester
You don’t belong because you can’t get out of bed
You don’t belong because no amount of medical documentation and advocacy by your accessibilities counselor will get you those lecture recordings that you desperately need
You don’t belong because changing your medication is easier than providing you with an accommodation
You don’t belong because this place makes you want to die, but that’s crazy—who would kill themselves over law school?
You don’t belong because there’s no career guide for what you want to do
You don’t belong because you don’t want to go to Bay Street
You don’t belong because you didn’t get any callbacks
You don’t belong because you couldn’t get a summer position
You don’t belong because the job you want is just a “cool thing” that a lawyer would do
You don’t belong because your clinic files weren’t enough to describe on your cover letters
You don’t belong because you formatted your CV incorrectly
You don’t belong because you’re the only one without an articling position
You don’t belong because the professor can differentiate between the four white Matts in your class but not between you and the other brown girl
You don’t belong because you’re the only black student in your class
You don’t belong because you’re Muslim and the most prestigious firms are in New York
You don’t belong because you’re from Palestine and the equity commissioner is a Zionist
You don’t belong because they say the professor that looks like you is too foreign
You don’t belong because your feminist critique is “better suited for your feminist law class”
But please don’t drop out; we don’t need any more people who “fit”.