Or, how the Editorial Board shot down all my amazing subheadlines
999 Dates on Tinder
999 Days of Tinder
999 First dates
A horizontal arrangement
A palate cleanser
Advice on picking winning numbers
Crunching the numbers
Dating and despair
How I learned to say no to puns and yes to radioactive law-ve
It is not uncommon to dance
Law and tinder-nomics
Left for students, right for love
Love bytes
Once upon a swipe
Patiently crafting puns
Say no to Monroe
Simple and not too shiny
Swiping for love
Tall enough to ride
The law and economics of tinder
