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Canadians Suddenly Getting Enough Fibre
In stunning news, every single Canadian is now meeting their recommended daily fibre intake. Stores have been hard pressed to keep both beans and toilet paper on the shelves as, for no apparent reason, Canadians have been purchasing these items in bulk. The reason for this newfound concern for colonic health is, however, unknown at this time.
Diversions Editor Frustrated by Osgoode Students Making Him Redundant
Diversions Editor Rory Smith (3L) expressed frustration at the Osgoode students’ open letter to faculty advocating for credit/no-credit grading. Said Smith, “how can I be expected to compete with hundreds of students making anonymous comments online? They invoked Communism within the first few pages!”
At press time, Smith expressed contentment that this was the final time he would be press-ganged into providing satire-on-demand for the student body.
