Haikus, limericks, and more for the law student
Love Poems
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You’re here in the law library,
Can I study with you?
HHs are high,
LPs are low,
You have distinction,
Let me be your [date]?
Con law is cool,
Property is great,
But my eyes are on you,
And upon you I wait.
Haikus
It’s Valentine’s Day.
You are looking like a snack
Over this Zoom class.
Hey, you look pretty.
I’m free after contracts class.
Meet at the Fishbowl?
Limericks
There once was a student in law school
Who thought he was surprisingly cool.
But on Valentine’s Day
His crush turned him away.
No dating in law school was her rule.
I noticed a student in Torts class
Who looks like she gets HH en masse.
Well today is the day
I go to her and say
“I think you have a really nice [face].”
Stevenson owed a duty of care.
Donoghue drank a bottle of scare.
It must have been awful,
And it was unlawful,
But not having you is my nightmare.
