Kevin Schoenfeldt

Presented by Keener Gadgets Co. It happens to all of us. You’re sitting in class, hand high up in the air, downright aching to ask

Last Thursday was crazy. I had class until six and then I was supposed to have a friend over for dinner. I had promised her

Franklin Crewson is folding his laundry. For Franklin, it’s a nice break from the readings he’s been doing earlier this morning. Yes, even on a

In December, Richard Wagner, German composer of such classic operas as Tristan und Isolde and Götterdämmerung, and also known for his anti-Semitism and the fact

Dear 1Ls, You 1Ls are so nice. “How nice are we?” you yell back, cooperatively. You 1Ls are so nice that you bring extra pizza

For those of you who somehow grew up with books that dictated your adventure to you within the strict confines of traditional narrative, a Choose

Your mind is racing. What movie will appease them? Think! Just as Brett starts saying, “Get this garbage out of here,” and two shitty baby

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There’s something about those scratches on the other door that makes you nervous, so you decide to choose the pristine door. But even so, there’s