rory-smith
February 3, 2020
A poem Once upon a school night dreary, while I studied, weak and weary, Over many a long and tedious volume of obtuse case law-
rory-smith
The Unexpected Loneliness of the Law Firm
rory-smith
December 2, 2019
“I don’t think I’ve actually spoken to anyone today” This isn’t why I came to law school. I never intended to come to law school.
rory-smith, tom-collins
December 2, 2019
Male lawyers beg for students to stop networking with them at urinals Male Bay Street lawyers are begging students to stop approaching them to network
Preparing for the Recruit Special Edition
rory-smith
November 2, 2019
Student input requested! Ultra Vires is once again gearing up for its Recruit Special Edition. And we’re looking for input on how to conduct this
rory-smith, honghu-wang
November 2, 2019
Totally real news from around the law school Faculty Council Attendance Drops Precipitously After Lunch No Longer Provided Attendance dropped steeply at the most recent
rory-smith
September 30, 2019
Totally real news from around the law school Witness me, blood bag! After backlash over the introduction of the Cognomos course selection system, the administration
rory-smith
September 30, 2019
Invasive cryptid devastates local ecosystem The Cognomopogo (schedulus fuckupus) is a large predatory cryptid native to the northeastern United States. An invasive species in Canada,
Tali Chernin, a Song of Praise
rory-smith
March 27, 2019
Dedicated to Zachary Biech, for his auctioned promise* Attention! All rise! The students of laware now called to order by the great Grand Poobah,dictator-for-life, the
Toronto Summer 2019 Recruitment Special
matthew-prior, suhasini-rao, rory-smith, honghu-wang
March 13, 2019
The final Ultra Vires Toronto Summer 2019 Recruitment Special is available here: Every year, Ultra Vires surveys 2Ls on a variety of demographic and recruitment
rory-smith
February 27, 2019
Totally real news from around the law school University Bans Written Materials The University of Oxford has implemented a policy banning written materials in the