Editor-in-ChiefSeptember 30, 2019
Totally real news from around the law school Witness me, blood bag! After backlash over the introduction of the Cognomos course selection system, the administration […]
Editor-in-ChiefSeptember 30, 2019
Also eels, skinks, glass lizards, slow worms, and caecilians. I’m sorry Miss Jackman, I am four eels.* Law student gossip mills both domestic and abroad, […]
Editor-in-ChiefSeptember 30, 2019
Organization will inject free-market competition into monopolistic behaviour of student government FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TORONTO, Sept. 20, 2019 — Intra Vires is proud to announce […]
Editor-in-ChiefSeptember 30, 2019
Invasive cryptid devastates local ecosystem The Cognomopogo (schedulus fuckupus) is a large predatory cryptid native to the northeastern United States. An invasive species in Canada, […]
Editor-in-ChiefSeptember 30, 2019
Because if there’s anything this school needs, it’s branded hand-dryers Seeing that we’re a bit tighter on cash this year due to those darn budget […]
Angela GuSeptember 30, 2019
Christian Girl Autumn can wait a little longer Hot Girl Summer, who strutted into the mainstream consciousness and encouraged us to live our best lives, […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
We here at the Ultra Vires Hi-Tech Extremely Scientific Astrology Centre (UVHTESAC) have been running star charts for the past six months, taking into account […]
Rabiya MansoorApril 1, 2017
Dear AI, I’ve just gotten into a relationship with a wonderful girl. The thing is, she’s a 2L and I’m only a 1L! Do you […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
In the article “Dean Claims Ghosts Are Stealing His Bagels,” which appeared in the January 2017 edition of Ultra Vires, we incorrectly stated that Dean […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
On Saturday, March 11, hundreds of U of T Law students gathered together at a venue somewhere for this year’s Law Ball, an extravagant night […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
All you young punks can keep your Spongebobs and your text messages. If you recognize these eight things, then you know you’re a super-old law […]
Norm YallenApril 1, 2017
As our 1L year draws to a close, it seems like networking events are becoming more and more important. If the idea of networking does […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
Not a Fan UV fucken sucks. Greg Lochte (1L) Also Not a Fan Being a terrible paper is intra vires Ultra Vires. P.S. That’s the […]
Web EditorNovember 30, 2016
Rabiya MansoorNovember 30, 2016
Rabiya Mansoor (2L) and Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) Admin Goes Day Without Student Complaint, Assumes the Worst On November 24, U of T Law’s administration experienced […]
Web EditorNovember 30, 2016
Maud Rozee (2L) Sure the CDO is useful for some things, but there’s only so much they can do. When you’re flailing around trying to […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) The administration asked us to print this how-to guide for writing law school exams, out of concern that students were ignoring their […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) When we last visited our duo of petulant professors and Queen Gloria, the group was completely split into three factions, but there […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Aidan Campbell (2L) and Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) Never owned dress clothes before but still need to look sharp for the corporate recruit? We’ve got you […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Janine Prongpepper (Alumnus) as told to Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) I’m going to make this short and sweet. My name is Janine Prongpepper and I’ve been […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) and Nick Papageorge (2L) Nick: My pop culture highlight of 2016 was finding out that Bob Dylan had been awarded the Nobel […]
Ian SinkeOctober 27, 2016
Ian Sinke (1L) We all know that many law students enjoy the occasional beverage. What is less well-known is that there are a number of […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 27, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) In the name of science, an anonymous student agreed to have a monitoring system installed on their personal computer to record their […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 27, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) When we last heard from our fractious Legal Methods professors, Hugh English had gone rogue, taking a third of the class with […]
Rabiya MansoorOctober 27, 2016
Rabiya Mansoor (2L) Dear AI, I have missed a week of school because I was sick. I am too scared to ask anyone for notes […]
Gabe ThompsonSeptember 28, 2016
Gabe Thompson (2L) and Daniel Hershkop (2L) The coffee from Goodmans LLP Café burnt my tongue. TORT or NO TORT? I’m coming into my school-year […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) and Nick Papageorge (2L) At the end of the Sullivan & Cromwell LLP Summer Break we sat down with the Diamond & […]
Rabiya MansoorSeptember 28, 2016
Rabiya Mansoor (2L) Oh, Birge Carnegie! How I miss your dank volumes, Hidden behind the cramped collegial communes, There was no class warfare in your […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) After being in law school for over a month now, you’ve probably met many of your fellow 1Ls. You might even be […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) In what legal experts are calling an unprecedented decision, Justice Julianna Bishop released a verdict today convicting her now ex-boyfriend, Mitch Fitchland, […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) You may not know this, but many years ago, Legal Methods was taught not in three sections as it is today, but […]
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