Web EditorMarch 28, 2018
Honghu Wang (1L) with translations from the Editorial Board Whereas the writers for Ultra Vires desire to help students complete their examinations with a […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 28, 2018
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) Including this issue, I’ve written fifty-one articles for UV over the last two years. I just counted them. And I know […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 28, 2018
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) As part of our final issue of the year, we were planning to feature a number of questionnaires filled out by graduating […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 28, 2018
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) Law school flies by. One day you’re at O-Week trying to figure out the best way to sneak out before the […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 28, 2018
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) This semester, for no apparent reason, I started bringing my laptop to class for the first time. To show you how […]
Web EditorMarch 28, 2018
Maude Woods* If you are a person living in the world, the odds are pretty good that, at some point, something is going to […]
Norm YallenMarch 28, 2018
Norm Yallen (2L) I know some of you folks are going to be doing jobs this summer. Whether it is professional rock climbing or working […]
Web EditorMarch 28, 2018
Honghu Wang (1L) Faculty Council Hires Sergeant-at-Arms Facing declining attendance, Faculty Council on March 7 approved the provisional hiring of a Sergeant-at-Arms, who will […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 28, 2018
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) As many of you know, over the past months I have been involved in a lawsuit with the 1Ls. I called […]
Web EditorMarch 1, 2018
THIS NOTICE IS DIRECTED TO ALL PERSONS IN THE CLASS OF 2020 AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO FACULTY OF LAW. TAKE NOTICE that on February […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 1, 2018
In Part One, we learned that, in early January, in an incident known as “Question Day,” a brawl took place in a U of T […]
Norm YallenMarch 1, 2018
I am sure all of you used reading week to get started on your final papers, as opposed to sitting at home and watching curling. […]
Norm YallenMarch 1, 2018
Second year student Hubert H. Hammerson was recently caught up in one of the biggest scandals the University of Toronto Faculty of Law Review has […]
Web EditorMarch 1, 2018
Let me tell you about the sandwiches. I have never seen so many sandwiches in all my days covering Faculty Council. There was egg salad […]
Web EditorMarch 1, 2018
I would be so happy if I had a pupper. I do not have time for a pupper. I am in the wrong profession.
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 1, 2018
Bone-uh Fee-day You unironically post pictures of yourself in bed on Instagram with the caption “I woke up like this” and think that people actually […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 1, 2018
BETWEEN: Class of 2020 Plaintiffs and Kevin Schoenfeldt Defendant Statement of Claim TO THE DEFENDANT A LEGAL PROCEEDING HAS BEEN COMMENCED AGAINST YOU by […]
Norm YallenFebruary 4, 2018
Now that grades have come out, it is time to plan for next semester. You can work hard, do your readings, take good notes, study […]
Web EditorFebruary 4, 2018
I love going to the most expensive law school in Canada. Every night I look at myself in the mirror and mouth the words “I […]
Web EditorFebruary 4, 2018
Grades got you down? Want to meet up with that special someone on Tinder but don’t want to have to give up your seat in […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtFebruary 4, 2018
Presented by Keener Gadgets Co. It happens to all of us. You’re sitting in class, hand high up in the air, downright aching to ask […]
Norm YallenFebruary 4, 2018
After the announcement that intersession was cancelled, a spontaneous group of students marched in protest in the alley behind the law school. The students were […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtFebruary 4, 2018
Last Thursday was crazy. I had class until six and then I was supposed to have a friend over for dinner. I had promised her […]
Stephanie LewisFebruary 4, 2018
At January’s Faculty Council meeting, Dean Iacobucci announced that the proposed January Intersession would not be implemented in the 2018–19 year. Students were, for the […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtFebruary 4, 2018
Franklin Crewson is folding his laundry. For Franklin, it’s a nice break from the readings he’s been doing earlier this morning. Yes, even on a […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtFebruary 4, 2018
In December, Richard Wagner, German composer of such classic operas as Tristan und Isolde and Götterdämmerung, and also known for his anti-Semitism and the fact […]
Norm YallenFebruary 4, 2018
After our ban on trips and vacations in the December issue, people have been left wondering if they will be able to leave Canada again. […]
Web EditorFebruary 4, 2018
Editor’s Note: Intra Vires, an old Ultra Vires feature with a Latin title that translates to “dumb self-mocking jokes,” now returns following a brief hiatus. […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtFebruary 4, 2018
Dear 1Ls, You 1Ls are so nice. “How nice are we?” you yell back, cooperatively. You 1Ls are so nice that you bring extra pizza […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
For those of you who somehow grew up with books that dictated your adventure to you within the strict confines of traditional narrative, a Choose […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
Your mind is racing. What movie will appease them? Think! Just as Brett starts saying, “Get this garbage out of here,” and two shitty baby […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
You consider your response carefully and realize that you could obviously never beat Buster in a battle of strength, so you tell him that you […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
You know that you should say some Zack Snyder movie, but you can’t bring yourself to do it, so you shout the first thing that […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
There’s something about those scratches on the other door that makes you nervous, so you decide to choose the pristine door. But even so, there’s […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
Julie seems to have read your mind, because all of a sudden you are swept up in a tornado of colours and shapes and sounds. […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
Congratulations, you win the award for being the most honest, ethics-y student around. Well done. I bet you’re really happy. YOU HAD THE CHOICE TO […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
There’s just something weird about the pristine door. It seems creepy in a way you can’t really explain. So you decide to open the scratched […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
You shout your answer with confidence. Buster gives you a disappointed look and suddenly the ground drops out from under you and you are falling […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
“An issue on an exam!” you shout with glee. Buster smiles. He runs toward you and hugs you. He is tamed. Julie approaches you, her […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 8, 2018
“I choose a battle of strength!” you shout defiantly. At that, Buster charges towards you, grabs you with his worm fingers, which are covered in […]
Web EditorNovember 29, 2017
Nick Papageorge (3L) With November rolling around, the timing just felt right: I should try going to class. Like every exchange student, I had […]
Charlie MillarNovember 29, 2017
Charlie Millar (3L), who wished to remain anonymous This is the third volume in an ongoing series revealing the reality of what it means to […]
Web EditorNovember 29, 2017
Honghu Wang (1L), with translations by the UV Editorial Board Whereas the writers for Ultra Vires desire to help students complete their examinations with a […]
L. H.November 29, 2017
L. H. (2L) & Maud Rozee (3L) A priceless/price-unknown piece of art that was bolted to the wall goes missing from the Jackman Law Library? […]
Web EditorOctober 25, 2017
Aladdin Diakun (2L) Another year in law school means another year of finding things to complain about and take too seriously. It also means […]
Web EditorOctober 25, 2017
Rylee Rayburn-Gibson (3L) I like the TV. I like the TV at night before bed and while I am eating. Sometimes while I am […]
Web EditorOctober 25, 2017
Jessy Van Kooten (2L) This time of year, many of us are reflecting on our future careers. Are we making the right decisions? What […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 25, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) In If We Had Dreamed Better We Might Not Be in Law School, LegalArts Press presents a collection of poems from […]
Norm YallenOctober 25, 2017
Norm Yallen (2L) This is a student’s record of a dark chapter of U of T Law History. The author’s name has been kept anonymous […]
Web EditorOctober 25, 2017
Maud Rozee (3L) I have class from 6 to 8 p.m. two days a week this semester. Am I supposed to eat dinner at […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 25, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) If you’re anything like me, the Internet is your best friend. When you have a problem, who do you turn to? […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 25, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) There are many things that we students of law accept as truths about law school. Few would argue, for example, against […]
Norm YallenOctober 25, 2017
Norm Yallen (2L) Halloween is just around the corner! This is a great time to show your special law firm or government office that […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 25, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) Hips Not Credible Witness, Court Rules In a decision that sent a wave of shocked murmurs throughout the courtroom, a […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) The Follies Exec, led by Adam Ragusa and Elizabeth Creelman, announced this week that they had decided to cancel this year’s […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) “Why don’t you stop hitting yourself? Why don’t you stop hitting yourself? Why don’t you stop hitting yourself?” The words rang […]
Web EditorSeptember 28, 2017
Stephanie D’Amico (2L) Every September, the law school regales us with thrilling accounts of some of the most high-profile and glamourous members of the incoming […]
Norm YallenSeptember 28, 2017
Norm Yallen (2L) With OCIs coming up, it can feel like the only thing to talk about is the upcoming interviews. Here are some […]
Norm YallenSeptember 28, 2017
Norm Yallen (2L) J140, 9.15/10. The best classroom at the law school. Big enough that you can sit at the back and comfortably peruse Facebook. […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) Wake up, people. This is not a “Diversion.” [Editor’s note: then why is it in the Diversions section? Wake up, Kevin.] The […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtSeptember 28, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (3L) OCIs are a stressful time for 2Ls. The CDO does a fine job with the basic questions: What do I wear? What […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
We here at the Ultra Vires Hi-Tech Extremely Scientific Astrology Centre (UVHTESAC) have been running star charts for the past six months, taking into account […]
Rabiya MansoorApril 1, 2017
Dear AI, I’ve just gotten into a relationship with a wonderful girl. The thing is, she’s a 2L and I’m only a 1L! Do you […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
In the article “Dean Claims Ghosts Are Stealing His Bagels,” which appeared in the January 2017 edition of Ultra Vires, we incorrectly stated that Dean […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
On Saturday, March 11, hundreds of U of T Law students gathered together at a venue somewhere for this year’s Law Ball, an extravagant night […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
All you young punks can keep your Spongebobs and your text messages. If you recognize these eight things, then you know you’re a super-old law […]
Norm YallenApril 1, 2017
As our 1L year draws to a close, it seems like networking events are becoming more and more important. If the idea of networking does […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
Not a Fan UV fucken sucks. Greg Lochte (1L) Also Not a Fan Being a terrible paper is intra vires Ultra Vires. P.S. That’s the […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtApril 1, 2017
To: Student Conduct Officer ([email protected]) From: Sarah DeLey ([email protected]) Re: Egregious Student Code of Conduct Violations Dear Mr. Clorkman, I am writing to you today […]
Web EditorMarch 1, 2017
*SPONSORED CONTENT: Ultra Vires contributed a personalized profile to this year’s law school Promise Auction. Professor Jim Phillips was the generous winner. Large parts of […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 1, 2017
Okay, for any of you that follow me on Twitter, you might have seen my #mysteryatUTLaw posts before I had to delete them. Well, now […]
L. H.March 1, 2017
There are students in all of my courses who persistently interrupt classroom proceedings to ask questions that begin with “So, let’s say . . .” […]
Norm YallenMarch 1, 2017
To start with, I would like to thank the administration for fostering an environment that allows for the exchange of worthwhile ideas. I am proud […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 1, 2017
John D. Fakeman (17L) [Original] & Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) [Update] Susan Fielder woke up last Thursday morning thinking one thing: “I hope today isn’t a […]
Web EditorMarch 1, 2017
Law Follies is a minor event. There is no doubt about that. If not for a few hasty emails and Facebook posts, it’s likely nobody […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtMarch 1, 2017
For this game, we’ve taken quotations from famous legal cases and put them through Google Translate as many times as it took for them to […]
Rabiya MansoorMarch 1, 2017
Ingredients Brownie: 1/2 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/4 […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 26, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) Sarah DeLey @StudentAtLaw25 Jan 20 Hey guys, something really weird just happened in class, but I can’t talk about it right […]
Web EditorJanuary 26, 2017
Maud Rozee (2L) Tuesday, January 3, 2017: Osgoode Hall Law School’s Winter Term This date is a classic. One of my favourites for the way […]
Norm YallenJanuary 26, 2017
Norm Yallen (1L) January of 1L can be a stressful time, what with grades, the 1L recruit, mooting, and everything else to deal with. Fortunately, […]
Web EditorJanuary 26, 2017
Law Follies Writers TORONTO, ON – Tired of wrestling with Professor Alarie’s exam question about the tax implications of his and BlueJ’s impending marriage, student […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 26, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) In this column, we provide excerpts from current legal research by leading academics across Canada. Today, we are featuring Professor Sheffield S. […]
Davina ShivratanJanuary 26, 2017
2016 was a mess. A complete and utter mess. But now it’s 2017, and this year is going to be better, right? Once again, it’s […]
Ian SinkeJanuary 26, 2017
Ian Sinke (1L) After getting a new laptop and disposing of my old one, I am now unable to log in to Westlaw because I […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtJanuary 26, 2017
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) UV revisits one of the 1Ls we featured in our September issue, and discover some surprising developments. When I first spoke with […]
Rabiya MansoorDecember 5, 2016
Rabiya Mansoor (2L) Monday, November 28 was a momentous day for the law school. We finally got our Goodmans LLP Cafe. And, I’m not being […]
Web EditorNovember 30, 2016
Rabiya MansoorNovember 30, 2016
Rabiya Mansoor (2L) and Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) Admin Goes Day Without Student Complaint, Assumes the Worst On November 24, U of T Law’s administration experienced […]
Web EditorNovember 30, 2016
Maud Rozee (2L) Sure the CDO is useful for some things, but there’s only so much they can do. When you’re flailing around trying to […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) The administration asked us to print this how-to guide for writing law school exams, out of concern that students were ignoring their […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) When we last visited our duo of petulant professors and Queen Gloria, the group was completely split into three factions, but there […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Aidan Campbell (2L) and Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) Never owned dress clothes before but still need to look sharp for the corporate recruit? We’ve got you […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Janine Prongpepper (Alumnus) as told to Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) I’m going to make this short and sweet. My name is Janine Prongpepper and I’ve been […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtNovember 30, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) and Nick Papageorge (2L) Nick: My pop culture highlight of 2016 was finding out that Bob Dylan had been awarded the Nobel […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 27, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) How does a balding, short, son of the Supreme Court and a Lawyer, dropped in the middle of a thriving spot and […]
Web EditorOctober 27, 2016
Wes Dutcher-Walls (2L) The Faculty’s launch of the new Jackman Law Building for donors and the legal community on September 29 certainly created quite a […]
Rabiya MansoorOctober 27, 2016
Rabiya Mansoor (2L) B Espresso Bar Royal Conservatory of Music (Atrium); 8 am-8 pm M-F, 9 am-5 pm Sa, 11 am-5 pm Su You are […]
Web EditorOctober 27, 2016
Polimenis Koundouros (LLM) With Halloween upon us (and criminal law firmly in the mind of many a 1L), I bring you a fascinating legal story—and […]
Ian SinkeOctober 27, 2016
Ian Sinke (1L) We all know that many law students enjoy the occasional beverage. What is less well-known is that there are a number of […]
Kevin SchoenfeldtOctober 27, 2016
Kevin Schoenfeldt (2L) In the name of science, an anonymous student agreed to have a monitoring system installed on their personal computer to record their […]
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