Fievel LimApril 3, 2023
Totally real news from a bleakly wintery Faculty of Law March Madness as children overrun the law school Students were surprised to find youngsters all […]
Amy KwongMarch 3, 2023
Totally real news from a sleep-deprived Faculty of Law Despite cost increases for coffee, survey shows no decrease in overall student body caffeine levels On […]
Amy KwongJanuary 30, 2023
Totally real news from a creepy crawly law school Admin to schedule classes on all future statutory holidays After not hearing a single negative critique […]
Amy KwongDecember 5, 2022
Totally real news from a stressed-out Faculty of Law Intra Vires declares victory over SNAILS With the recently posted signs outside of the library’s group […]
Fievel LimOctober 31, 2022
Totally real news from a fall-themed Faculty of Law Fall decor brightens up free coffee and tea New fall-themed decor at the coffee and tea […]
Fievel LimOctober 3, 2022
Totally real news from a fully in-person Faculty of Law Breaking news: the Queen is alive and well Students were shocked to hear of the […]
Harry MylesMarch 31, 2022
Totally real news one last time for this school year Lost Airpods curse continues to plague the Faculty It seems like not a week goes […]
Harry MylesFebruary 28, 2022
Totally real news from a partially-reopened Faculty of Law Five-letter word guessing game momentarily distracts the country from the deterioration of our society Amidst occupying […]
Harry MylesJanuary 26, 2022
Totally real news from the Zoom School of Law Welcome back to the Zoom School of Law In an unfortunate turn of events, the Faculty […]
Harry MylesNovember 25, 2021
Totally real news from the Faculty of Law Week 2,056 of Goodmans LLP Café Closure The beloved Goodmans LLP Café has now been closed for […]
Harry MylesOctober 28, 2021
Totally real news from inside the law school SLS Enacts New “Scandal-Free” Policy Following a tumultuous few weeks for the SLS, the student government has […]
Harry MylesSeptember 29, 2021
Totally real news from another pandemic semester at the Faculty of Law Jackman Lecture Halls Immune to COVID-19 It’s a scientific miracle! It appears as […]
Adrienne RalphNovember 27, 2020
Totally real news from lockdown #2 Faculty of Law Adds 47 New Course Offerings After receiving many complaints about the inadequate course offerings for the […]
Adrienne RalphOctober 5, 2020
Totally real news from a socially distanced semester at the Faculty of Law U of T Faculty of Law awarded the MESSY Cup Always needing […]
Editor-in-ChiefDecember 2, 2019
Male lawyers beg for students to stop networking with them at urinals Male Bay Street lawyers are begging students to stop approaching them to network […]
Cody MillerNovember 2, 2019
Totally real news from around the law school Faculty Council Attendance Drops Precipitously After Lunch No Longer Provided Attendance dropped steeply at the most recent […]
Editor-in-ChiefSeptember 30, 2019
Totally real news from around the law school Witness me, blood bag! After backlash over the introduction of the Cognomos course selection system, the administration […]
Web EditorFebruary 26, 2014
In a move that has sent shockwaves throughout the legal community, the University of Toronto Faculty of Law has made the bold decision to revamp […]
Web EditorNovember 27, 2013
Last Friday, the Honourable Lynn Ferms was appointed to the Supreme Court of Canada, in a move that has been called the “crowning achievement” of […]
Web EditorJanuary 30, 2013
Dean Mayo Moran Exposed as International Con Artist: Absconds with millions in faculty money By Magnus Jerusalem Students and staff were stunned earlier this week […]
Web EditorOctober 17, 2012
Firms Decide to Actually Read UV, Revoke Funding En Masse Katherine Georgious Falconer Hall – It was a tragic day in the Ultra Vires office today, […]
Daanish SamadmotenOctober 17, 2012
First year students in Section One rejoiced on Monday after 30 minutes of a 50 minute lecture were spent discussing Gunny McGunner’s personal views on homicide. […]
Katherine GeorgiousSeptember 12, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: A book was signed out of Bora Laskin Library BORA LASKIN LIBRARY- In a shocking move, not seen since 2003, a student actually […]
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